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PHOTOGRAPHY BY Earl Miller for earl miller photography

Sung to the melody of "Three Times a Lady" by Lionel Richie

Triple the porn gals
Means three times the sex.
The numbers you just can't deny.
They're horny and blond,
All willing to please.
They get off without a guy.

Look, there's once, twice,
Three times the ladies.
And they love you.
Look, there's once, twice,
Three times the ladies.
Now shoot your goo.

See them together,
The scene is so hot,
You know you won't last very long.
The touching, the licking,
The lovely pink parts
Is why we sing this bad song.

Look, there's once, twice,
Three times the ladies.
And they love you.
Look, there's once, twice,
Three times the ladies.
Now shoot your goo.