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Ah, Paris. We never get tired of the heiress who is famous for being famous for being famous for doing nothing but taping a few of her "sexploits." Our video department has now just released its take on the celubtard's well-documented sex life. Titled HUSTLER's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris, the hard-core extravaganza stars breathtaking Eden Adams as the pouty princess. Along the way she gets it on with her oversexed friends, including Nicole Richie (Lexi Love), Kimberly Stewart (Krissy Lynn) and the Greek Tycoon (Randy Spears).

The best part is that the outrageous spoof wasn't shot through an annoying night-vision filter. Unlike the jet-setter's real sex tapes, there's no greenish hue, and Paris doesn't look like a cocksucking raccoon.

HUSTLER's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris is available from HUSTLER Video. To order, call (toll-free) 800-763-8271 Ext. 7651, visit HustlerHollywood.com